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Post by Nakamura Reiko on Nov 28, 2008 19:08:00 GMT -8
Occupied by friendly and unfriendly reds alike, the fifteenth floor of the imperial palace has been commandeered by former CCCP and now serves as the impromptu center of communist business for the entire planet. While several of the world's communist dictators leaders are thought to be dead, they are all secretly hiding out here. Included on this list are Che Guevara, Lenin, Marx, Chairman Mao, Stalin, Trotsky, and recently; Fidel Castro. Circulating rumors of new members include newly elected American president Barack Obama and Red Jesus.
Down with the capitalist pigs!
Commie-rcial!: HELP your beloved neighbor MEeT His or hEr needS by sharing with the community. your communist dictators lEaDers have issued A MoNth long rationing of COMModItiESe TO dOnate to our impoverished Kgb MEn and women PRyIng into the liveS Of our iNnocEnt flooR's residents!
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Post by Nakanishi Shiro on Dec 17, 2008 21:31:35 GMT -8
(Wow... that is really freakin' funny, you know that right, Hat?)
The Great Imperial Candy Store! The country's largest store of candy, baked goods, and other delicious treats. Although facing several lawsuits for children contracting lead poisoning due to imported Mexican candy, they are still the country's most popular supplier of tooth-rotting deliciousness. Brand new morsels include lolipops and popsicles shaped like your favorite Zugaikotsu Ronin! Buy them, before they go out of stock. This is a limited offer! BUY NOW!
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